At the bank today...lol

Ok, so get this. If you haven't read my previous blog, you need to before you read this one. I was talking about the incredible job offer for a marketing research company that Ramon got in the mail. I really wanted this f'n thing to be true. So anyways. We decided to take this 3 thousand dollar check to the Bank of America (that was the bank on the check) and tried to open up a checking account with it. We just told them that it was a job offer and everything. We didn't tell them that we had any suspicions at all about it and the guy like was looking at the check and was asking us all sorts of questions about the job and stuff and then he's like "I'll be right back" and he locked his drawer and went to go consult his superior or whatever. We were sitting there like OMFG we're going to have the cops called on us! We were all sitting there trying not to look suspicious. He came back and told us that it was a fraudulent check and that he couldn't cash it and stuff. Ramon just wanted to get out of there. We all played innocent and stuff and he was like showing us what all was wrong with the check. I guess the logo was off and certain things weren't right about the check. The numbers at the bottom were slightly blurry and the signature was weird too. We told him about the letter that came with the check but we told them that we didn't have it and that we would bring it back. We were nervous that if we gave it to them we could have gotten in some type of trouble for money fraud or something. I still don't know if we could have really gotten into trouble or not but I didn't really wanna deal with cops and stuff because we all know how good my record is. lol. We left the bank relieved. I'm still mad that it wasn't real tho. I really wanted it to be true.

OMG and while we were waiting at the bank to speak to the dude about opening an account there was this foreign guy from some remote area in the middle east came in and was wanting to talk to someone about his wife's account. She was out of the country and he needed to talk about some over draft fees or something. Well, this guy wasn't on the account in any way and from working for T-Mobile, I know that there's cpni regulations that we have to follow about account security. It's fcc regulation that if you're not listed on the account then you cant gain access to it. It's like that with banks, cell phone companies and pretty much everything. Well this guy was getting mad because she couldn't discuss the account with him and he wasn't understanding why. She didn't quite tell him that its a law but more that she just couldnt because he wasnt on the account. You know what this douche said?! He goes "well you're country is STUPID, my country blah blah blah blah" I looked at Ramon and was like "dude, did you just hear that?" We were both super pissed. Like for real. You don't have to be here. if its so stupid and your country is so much better, than GET THE FUCK OUT. YOUR FOOD PROBABLY BLOWS, YOU CANT SPEAK ENGLISH, AND YOU SMELL LIKE CURRY. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind foreigners, but the second your mouth flies open and something as stupid as that flies out, you are then nothing to me and no longer deserve to be here. For the rest of the foreigners that respect this awesome country we live in. You can stay, eat some hotdogs, and be merry.